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Obscure questions to ask. *Myself AKA Love these things and think I'm awesome.

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest? *It's very dependent on the other features the person has. I would probably say Hazel because being colorblind, I can never quite figure out the color and mysterious is sexy to me.
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? *I don't really like Mocha, so I'm probably going to pick White Chocolate because the sugar overload overtakes the actual taste.
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? *Easy. 'Thug Life' in Comic Sans font
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? *I would say a mixture of both meaning I grew up in a city suburb, but the city was very easy to access. If we're going to be technical, I'd say a big town because I'm technically still in the Philadelphia county. It's alright. I wish it wasn't so culturally dominant.
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite). * I always thought my cousin, Dawn was pretty gnarly. She would come to Kindergarten in the middle of the day and take me to Chic-Fil-A and then just take me with her to random places and yeah. I think alot of my "Fuck you, It's all about me" aspects of my personality stem off from her.
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? *Honeydew
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? *When I was in the recess courtyard, a bird took a big crap on my head. I was mortified.
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? *In class, I suddenly became ultra nauseous and proceeded to vomit all over mine and a few others desks. Again, mortified.
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? *When a teacher confronted me for coming in late, and told me the friend I was with was a bad influence.
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? *Ninjas. Stealth, Combat skills, Cool uniforms, cooler weapons. End of Story.
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? *Yes, but I was like 7. That would never happen now that I could potentially break the tree.
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? *Of course! It was my favorite playground thing to do. That or collect crawfish from the stream nearby. Not as excited as a child, but it's mildly sentimental.
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? *I kind of really want a dog, but deep down inside, I know I wouldn't give it the attention it deserves. So I'd probably get a kitty because they know how to fend for themselves.
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body? * My legs. Since I've been running so much, they've become much like soccer player legs, which IMO is pretty sweet.
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? *My bluntness.
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? *Who cares? Madonna's old jams were pretty catchy though and so was Lady Gaga before she intensified her weirdness. Meh, not super concerned though.
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? *Yup, multiple times. I'd have to say, the commercials make it worth it.
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? *Nope.
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? *This is a hard question. Outside of my household, I would have to say Chicken Tikka Masala at Tiffin because not only is it super delicious, it's super sentimental to me. Inside my household, I would say my Aunt's Thit Kho. DE-LI-CIOUS.
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? *Butter. I grew up with both and margarine never did it for me.
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) * I prefer 2%, but you'll see me drink each depending on my mode. No, I did not.
• 22: Which continents have you been on? *Sadly, I have never left North America. Central America? But I don't think that counts.
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? *Yes, on small boats. I threw up during a scuba excursion and all the fish started to surround me eating my vomit!
• 24: Backpacks or satchels? *I do like how satchels look, but I'm a backpack kinda guy.
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? *No to the rainbow jacket. I would wear a neon sweater and checkered pants.
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? *Dexter's Laboratory.
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? *Cow because it has more to offer.
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? *Not a very fair question because I havent seen many. I think the San Francisco skyline is kewl.
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? *Friggin to Mexico, so annoying.
• 30: The latest you've ever slept? *I've slept for 22 hours before. I'm a bear.
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? *I'm not hipster enough to pull something like that off.
• 32: Do you pick at scabs? *Yep, all the time.
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? *Black. Not even because of taste. I just like the contrast of color when i mix it in my Mexican food.
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball? *Far enough? Maybe like.. 3/4 a football field's worth.
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? *England. I'd want my kids to have the adorable accent. Oh, and my wife too. :)
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? *Only Korean and Vietnamese because they are within my culture. I'm sure the other two are delicious as well.
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? *I actually went to two universities. One was private and expensive thus why I transferred to the public cheaper alternative.
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex? *I don't know what love is yet, so sex all the way!
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables? *I'd like to believe so.
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? *Yes, they are funny.
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? *Yes, I do it all the time.
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents? *Not often. It's usually when I'm appalled or annoyed. I get it from my Dad. He says "shit" alot.
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? *Zebra only because it was super budgeted and creative.
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? *If you asked me this a few years back, I'd probably be like "YES!" but I'm starting to appreciate my black hair. If I HAD to, I'd probably go a few shades lighter, so I can have some dimension as opposed to my solid black hair.
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? *Yes, and yes. How wouldn't want to spread this awesomeness around.
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. *Yes, I do. My family on the other hand does not. Shame.
• 47: City or nature person? *City. I tried the whole nature thing and it's nice, but not permanently.
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) * Nurp.
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? *Probably not. I'm pretty clumsy.
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! * I don't need 5. I'm awesome. That's it.

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